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#1 Rath Darkblade

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 08:36 AM

If you're wondering what the original song sounds like - here you go! :)

 

Baba's Recipes
(parody of "Good Vibrations" by The Beach Boys)
sung by Baba Yaga (with Spider and Batty as backup singers)

I, I could just turn you into a beast
And upon your juicy hands and legs I'd feast
But, well, you know, I just can't decide
what to turn you into - don't you run and hide...

Chorus:
I'll turn you into a froggie
'Tis tastier than a moggie
I don't think I'll fry a doggie
Spider & Batty: (oom bop bop fry a doggie)
The weather is rather foggy
Spider & Batty: (oom bop bop rather foggy)
Turn... you... into a froggie
(oom bop bop)
Tastier than a moggie
(oom bop bop than a moggie)
Turn... you... into a froggie
(oom bop bop)
Tastier than a moggie
(oom bop bop than a moggie)

Spider & Batty: Tasty yummy frog - yummy-yum!

Pick a spell,
You'll feel quite smaller now
Call me evil, you know that I don't mind
Then you will be terrified
I'll fry you with garlic and some spuds

Chorus:
I'll turn you into my hedgehog
'Tis tastier than a wedged log
Last week, well I cleaned a pledged cog
(oom bop bop a pledged cog)
The swamp out there's a sledged bog
(oom bop bop a sledged bog)

Turn... you... into my hedgehog
(oom bop bop)
Tastier than a wedged log
(oom bop bop than a wedged log)
Turn... you... into my hedgehog
(oom bop bop)
Tastier than a wedged log
(oom bop bop than a wedged log)

Together: Ahhhhhhh
Ah, well well, what shall I cook
I just don't know when I will decide
Ah, my my, read my recipe book
Well, well, I will cook a duke
Well, well, cookin'...

Chorus:
I'll make you my pet iguana (it is so much fun)
Scream all you like for Erana (it is so much fun)
It takes up a little mana (it's so fun)
I'll do it even if you don't wanna

Ahhhhhhhh
My my, pet iguana
(oom bop bop)
(You will be my pet iguana)
Scream all you like for Erana
(oom bop bop)
(for Erana)
My my, pet iguana
(oom bop bop)
Iguana...

Spider & Batty: You are just an iguana now
You are welcome - just do not bow
You will be the iguana-man
You will go and quest if you can

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 09:29 AM

What, no replies at all?  I may cry... :-(


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Posted 27 January 2014 - 05:54 PM

I didn't know what to say, but I did use the new 'like this post' feature of the forum update... >.>


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Posted 28 January 2014 - 08:50 AM

OK... I didn't realise you liked it, Orion.  Why didn't you know what to say? I'm confused.


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Posted 29 January 2014 - 08:39 PM

I think it's more due to Facebook making me lazy over anything else.  The whole *Clicks Like button. Continues scrolling.  Repeat* deal.  >.<


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 08:36 AM

Then the answer is easy! Do as I did! :D

 

(Orion says eagerly, "I will! What is it?") ;)

 

*melodramatically* DROWN FACEBOOK IN SHARK-INFESTED WATERS!!! :devil2:  MWA HA HA!!! :devil3:

 

*lightning flashes and thunder rumbles, very conveniently (and melodramatically)* :P


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:04 PM

You can't drown Facebook, :P it's water-proof! :D

 

And sharks love it cause it's blue like the sea, so they won't eat it  ;)



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Posted 01 February 2014 - 10:24 PM

Why won't sharks eat it?  They eat everything else in the sea (that's smaller than them, of course!) ;)

 

I know! We can throw Mark Zuckerberg to the sharks! (Y)  Then he can be their chum! :P

 

*runs away to avoid being pounced on for that horrible pun* :P


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