What would happen if Hollywood ever made a horror movie out of the QfG hero's visit to Hades? Well... I have a feeling that it might go something like this. <grin>

Hero Goes To Hell (In 3-D)
(parody of "Nature Trail To Hell (In 3-D)" by "Weird Al" Yankovic)

Coming this Christmas to Silmaria near you,
The most terrifying film to hit your screen.
There's a three-headed hydra in a cave that has some goo,
But the hero hacks it up and bakes its spleen.

Please follow not the walkthru or you'll be upset.
Don't spoil the big surprise.
You won't believe your eyes when you see

Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
In 3-D.

Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
In 3-D.

Three-headed dogs that almost eat your hero up.
See those manes and lemures screaming in disdain.
No, you'll never see dreadful ghostly things like these once more,
Till we bring you "Hero Goes to Hell--Again."

The kids will love it, it's just good clean family fun.
Do come and see it soon!
If you do like Hexen and Doom, then you'll love

Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
In 3-D.

(A few scenes from the movie: Lemures scream as they flash by, one of them holding a shotgun and another holding a rocket launcher. A Lemure starts up a chainsaw and laughs threateningly. A close-up of the hero screaming in fear. A Mane casts a Lightning spell, scowls at the camera, then sits down to read the newspaper "Hades Weekly". Most horrifyingly of all, a passing Lemure growls: "neerG tnelyoS satE surebreC". It's all very scary.)

Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
In 3-D.

Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
In 3-D.

Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
In 3-D... na-na-na-na-na!

Hero Goes to Hell, Can't get away from the
Hero Goes to Hell, There's no escape from the
Hero Goes to Hell,
In 3-D!
In 3-D!

Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell,
Hero Goes to Hell....................
In 3-D!
In 3-D!
In 3-D!
In 3-D.

(Mane plays the ending notes on a piano, turns to the camera and winks, then holds up the hero's severed head - which also winks.)

Till next time stay cool