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Why do you keep attacking me
Whenever I'm just a newbie!
Frightening the crap out of me...
Makes need a lavatory...
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Alrighty... The other day, I was attacked by a Saurus Rex on day 2... I've always thought that the monsters appeared after a certain experience points...

Any explanations? And I didn't drink any RootBeer...

Ow! That's the toughest bloody monster in the game! I don't usually see those until by the time my experience is over 5000. . .

Never noticed that... I always figured the monster encounters were random.

It was probably a bug in your game, Orion.

In EGA I've fought a troll once on day three. It seems that low experience only makes them much less likely to appear, not impossible to appear. Much like night increases your likelihoods of meeting tough monsters.

Chance can play nasty trick on you. I hope your hero ran with fleet feet into the bushes to get away from the Saurus. If you have a Frost spell of some sort, you can always make it a Cold Saurus...

It was horrible! Those Teeth! Those Claws! :shudder:

Clearly there is need for a therapist here.

Dr. Almirena Ruhmsucher might be able to assist... Her Helmet of Doom ™ is standing by.

Yes... I do need a good P-Sychiatrist...

I was never attacked so early by T-rexes. I have no idea why you were. For me, it happened only if I was either really tough, or I freed Bernard.

Then again, it might have been just one of those things.

Till next time stay cool

Ode pas Rex?

What does that mean?

Till next time stay cool

It means that you haven't studied Latin, PL... <grin>

Yes, I don't know any Latin at all. So I guess in case the Pope comes over to my place and starts speaking Latin, it's all Greek to me (Excuse the really lame joke :LOL )

Till next time stay cool

*Helmet of Doom ™ Chief*

He quickly arrives at the scene with the team right behind him.

He looks at Orion for a moment and turns to his men.

"Alright you men!!" He says with a thundering voice. "We have an injured cattle here!!...." Suddenly he is interrupted by a team member.

"Man..." He says in a somewhat low tone looking down.

"And...!!!....Huh? What was that trainee???" He says loudly.

"It's a man... sir...?? The trainee replies.

"Ah....." He brings Orion's picture in his brain for a moment "Yeah whatever!"

"Alright you men!!!" He starts the thundering voice mode again. "Quick equipment check!!!" He pauses for a moment.

"HUMMER!!" He calls out.

"Check!!" a voice comes from the team members side.

"Chainsaw!!!" He calls again.

"CHECK!!" another member replies.

"SPEAR!!!"

"CHECK!!!"

"NEEDLE!!!"

There's no reply.

"I say NEEDLE!!" He repeats.

"NEEDLE!!!!! Where the hell are you man?!?!?!?"

And finally.....

"HERE SIR!!" A short man appears with a long pointy piece of iron the size of a sword. "I was just preparing the fire for heating up the NEEDLE sir!"

"Alright then!!! "The Chief turns to Dr. Ruhmsucher"


"Ready to OPERATE on your command!!!"

Umm... Elsa, is that supposed to be in the RPG forums?

Till next time stay cool

Nope, it's a comment on the Helmet of Do0m!

Oh OK.

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Something I never had an encounter with.

Consider that your first experience with it!

*winks at Rena*

Nice emoticon, but it's a good thing my armor, includeing my helm, are ward against elemental attacks. That includes lightning.

D00d... That be you wearing the official Helmet of Doom* there! (*Emoticon endorsed by Almirena )

How would you get that on me if I haven't taken my other helmet off first.

Don't ignore the conundrum known as the Helmet of Doom! For it will come back to haunt you!

It was simply magiced onto your head

It still wouldn't be able to get past my helmit's wards. And if it's tech then it won't affect me because of my very high arcane stats.

d00d... You're getting too DnD here

I'm just making it even more difficult for you after the lame excuse that you magiced it onto my head. Right through my magic armor.

No through... Just under

And that is exactly the point. The spell wouldn't work because the item is tech. Plus the spell would have to get through all of my counter wards. And I'm a Dragon, which have a very strong natural defense against magic & the elements to begin with.

How would dragons be able to fly in storms if they weren't lightning proof.

Luck, or perhaps an excellent Dodge skill? <shrug>

Smart aleck comments courtesy of an ill Briavel, who doesn't weather illness gracefully.

I've never seen a dragon fly in a storm anyway!

But like I said before... You're getting toooooooo Dungeons and Dragons for a QfG related board. Last time I checked, QfG didn't have 'tech classes' and all that crappy 'counter wards'

Oh, and it's a proven fact, that when transfigured, you take on the traits of that creature, so when your in you're human form (as you are now), you're as vulnerable as me or Bria to eklecktrissssity... *accidentally zaps himself witht he Helmet of Doom*

You guys DO know that we have a Roleplaying section on this forum board right ?


And you DO know that posting at that section increases your post count as well.......

Yes, but we were already spamming here.

LOL

I'm glad Ori agrees.

yeah but i need all the posts i can get so spam spam spamity spam spam :spam:

That's the spirit.

I've got to remind Elsa to add this to the Emoticon list

We definately need a spam icon.

Till next time stay cool

Aye! What'd be more fitting for this forum that SPAM!!!

Righto Orion!

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Mmmm! That post tasted wonderfully of SPAM and Macaroni and Cheese!

/me opens a can of spam.

I've only eaten Macaroni and cheese once... and that was just so I can know what it tastes like. I don't think I'll be eating any more of it... too fattening.

Till next time stay cool

woohh just once thats insane i love the stuff i'm hungrey right now i'd like some mac and cheese. and also i wanna ask orion how u make that little spam sign

Mac and Cheese...

Think I'll have some with my sloppy joe for lunch

hmmmmmm sloppy joes yum

I don't like the taste of Sloppy Joes. And I think the name "Mac and cheese" is stupid.

o oo o yeah well well well i think your stupid

I can be immature too. I'm rubber and you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.