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Eight Slays a Week
("Eight Days a Week" by The Beatles)
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Ooh I need to slash man, hope you know it’s true
Think I need to slay man, all I need to do
Slash me, slay me, punch me, kill me
Can’t do nothin’ but fight man
Eight slays a week

Fightin’ every day man, always on my mind
One thing I can say man, Killin’ all the time
Slash me, slay me, punch me, kill me
Ain’t got nothin’ but fightin
Eight slays a week

Eight slay a week, I love it
Eight slays a week, I’ll always take and slash ‘em down

Ooh I need to slash man, hope you know it’s true
Think I need to slay man, all I need to do
Slash me, slay me, punch me, kill me
Can’t do nothin’ but fight man
Eight slays a week

Eight slay a week, I love it
Eight slays a week, I’ll always take and slash ‘em down

Fightin’ every day man, always on my mind
One thing I can say man, Killin’ all the time
Slash me, slay me, punch me, kill me
Ain’t got nothin’ but fightin
Eight slays a week

Eight slay a week, I love it
Eight slays a week, I’ll always take and slash ‘em down</span>

How do you support your income on only eight monsters a week? Oh that's right, working for your Dad. . .

Especially if your Dad's the Sultan...

You wrote a Beatles qfglorification?! Does Kitty know?!

I like it.

Something about the song is familiar. . . Can't put my finger on the tune though. :\

Just eight slays a week

I kill way more than that

Till next time stay cool

What I particularly enjoy about this glorification is the difference between the almost sweet melody (a cheerful and nearly innocent little melody) and the limited bloodthirstiness of the singer. LOL! Very nicely done.

The inner truth comes out

It sounds like an operation performed by a mad doctor.

"Ah? Vhat is zhis? Truzh? Out it comes! I see no needt for it! Out mit it! Out, out!"

What a genious Idea!

Bob!!! Ve need to get your inner twuf!

<shudders to think of "truth" in a pickle jar, next to the doctor's latest specimens>

We can put it beside Bob's Sanity

But I think Bob keeps his sanity inside a rolled-up sock. In his inventory. Just in case.

Nah, he gave his sock to the last House Elf he saw...

You've got to be kidding me. That's cruelty to animals!

Are you sure it's cruel Bob?

Till next time stay cool

PL, it's an inside joke with Harry Potter fans

Oh I didn't know that.

Till next time stay cool